I'm telling you, friends...I do some crazy stuff. The funny part about this is no one has breathed a word about IT! It has taken me, what...four days to realize what I did...but it all came to me like a billboard on the side of the road this afternoon!!!
I went to the bathroom when I got home from school and looked up and saw IT hanging on the back of the door. It was a moment for me...one of those OH MY GOSH moments. There hanging on the doorknob was my BIG OLE "BRAWL"!!!!
Then it hits me...it was hanging there SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE ROBOT PARTY!!!! Then, uncontrollable laughter hits as I envision my nephew Tanner being an eye witness...and even better than that...my sister Micki's husband, STEVE...and then I begin wondering who else saw it???
You know, I will tell you the honest truth...it is not a big deal to some folks. But this isn't a regular bra...it has major reinforcements! ha IT is what you would call atypical...and certainly to a young boy...not what they want to witness at their cousin's house! Not only that...I just don't want to put folks through that whole awkward scene! ha
So, what do I do??? I send out a text message to my sisters and my aunt, Nay. It reads: SO....I just realized MY BIG OLE BRA was hanging on the doorknob in bathroom at Valentine party! Why didn't anyone tell me? Guess that was a moment for everyone. GAH!
Micki's response: I never saw it! promise
Nay's response: I did not use the bathroom so i missed that one ha
JoMeagan's response: Hahaha. I went in there late in the night and saw it. Figured it was too late to matter at that point
My response to JoMeagan: I am going to kill you.
A few hours later I text Micki back: ok...did you ask tanner and steve about the "Brawl"? ha
Micki's response: No but i asked Steve 2 read this msg 4 me and tell me what it said since i am getn supper ready. he said brawl? brawl?...is she talkn bout the bra on the back of the bathroom door... he said he got his ring caught n it by mistake trying to shut the door...sorry the late response i am laughing so hard! BAWHHahahahaha!!
The reason this gets me...I even cleaned my refrigerator shelves for this party night. I dusted my sofa table...I made a huge effort to get everything just right! It seemed like everyone was having a blast...but I can't help thinking that they were privately laughing because of the biggest Valentine secret of the night...the sight in the bathroom! Good. Grief.
I have given myself a headache from laughter this evening...this is one of those things that will hit me months from now and I will laugh til I cry again...and David says it's not even that funny. It could be one of those "had to be there" episodes...and I'm kinda glad you all weren't.
Hope you are having a great week, friends.
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