today was the first...

BEING FIRST...

Teachers can't stand it...it is one of my greatest pet peeves.  I had HUGE hopes.  But, she said it.  This is a new beginning of  years of not wanting to be behind....in the back...second...nothing but first.  She even put up her hand and did the block thing.  You know that thing. 

<a good 30 minutes later>

So, literally as I was sitting here typing I hear her holler.  You know that constipation problem...whew.  I have never in my life.  Of course, David was gone to wash the truck.  It was A L O T!   I was dry heaving and she was smacking me on the leg every time I did it...yelling "Stop that Mama!"  I would get tickled and she was smackin gmy leg saying, "That's not funny!"  THen, I would start dry-heaving again.  Just writing this makes me heave again.  wh hhheeeeeewwww. 

Another first.. She ate a Fiber One bar today.

And now I sit here tickled   because my space bar is trying to act up again. 
Gotta get off here.  My sister-n-law tells me it could be dust in my spacebar...if she only knew how much.  heehee 

Good night, friends:)